So, I guess I drew the short straw and get to post the first civilian blog!
I have to admit that blogs are a new form of writing for me, and I’m not sure I’ll be good at it… I also feel a little hypocritical or guilty that I’m taking the time to do this instead of working on something I could submit for publication, which has been my new year’s resolution for the past ten years.
Anyway, let’s talk about what’s on all our minds: GNR’s new album. It’s terrible. It sounds nothing like the early stuff—and no wonder, it is a totally different band. Come on, Axl, shake out the braids and get your shit together. How can it take anyone nine years to produce that garbage??
Next topic: snow. Hate the slush, hate the cold, hate the bad roads, hate everything about it, hate it.
Global warming: “warming” up to it.
Baby seals: helpless, cute, should not be clubbed to death.
Women with too many babies: ridiculous, fame-hungry, should be clubbed to death.
A-rod: deserves Maddona.
Ed McMahon: feel better, buddy.
Giant or colossal squid: would love to see one alive (though not up close and personal).
Thug life: not for me.
Elves: helpful, friendly, great lawn ornaments if used in moderation.
-Lisa
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apparently I am just a "follower" and not a part of this blog thing. someone help me! and I claim to be the "techy" one.
ReplyDeleteYou civilians have such low blog-esteem! Lisa, I loved your post and was pleasantly surprised to find it this afternoon. I haven't heard GNR's new album, but I'm sure you are right. Although, what did you expect? Look at the Stones? When you drop acid and head bang for that many years in a row, it's bound to take its toll...
ReplyDeleteAbout the elf lawn ornaments...did you mean to say gnomes? And speaking of Cori, I think it's her turn to blog next.
P.S. There's this weird stalker with the intials HMH that keeps posting to our blog. I want to say something, but I don't want to be mean. What should we do?
who is GNR?!?! :)
ReplyDeleteLisa,
ReplyDeleteI agree Axl's new album is horrible. He needs to lose the corn rows and get the american flag head band back. Then he needs to realize that GNR is nothing without Duff and Slash. Therefore, he should promptly go crawl on his needs and beg them for forgiveness as well as get the band back together
As far as the women in media with too many babies....this truly makes me ill. AKA "Octo-mom" needs her tubes tied and fourteen familes to adopt her fourteen children. Brangelina needs 6 nannies as well as a reality check. Seriously
XO
JG